Your ass doesn’t get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams.
Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, bitches faint and jealous dudes run for butt implants. You can’t handle all that ass. Soccer players already have fantastic asses because they’re running and kicking all the time. Take a guy with an already genetically luscious ass and then have him play soccer. When these straight dudes were lip-synching about booty, they meant Eden Hazard.
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